Be Prepared, The LHC is Go

I thought Id all help you with the most vital item you can have with you today as the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) fires up. You see being the doom sayer that I am I’m expecting a resonance cascade to occur and a hoard of aliens to descend upon the earth. This will lead to a war that will last 7 hours and the human race to lose badly and be enslaved. So I’m hoping you all have your trusty crow bars ready to fight off the headcrabs, cause those little buggers aren’t going to get me.

Remember long live the Freeman
– Cowering in fear in a storm water drain, JAB_au

Wait, is that you Gordon?

[ Yes to much Half Life make me go something something.. ]

Watch the Chaos unfold at HardronWatch