Deer Meat (Joke)

Here is a joke for you all:
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, ‘It’s what mommy calls me sometimes’.

The little girl screams to her brother

‘Don’t eat it , it’s an asshole..

Deer meat should how ever be referred to as Venison, however that was the title of the e-mail that I received, so thats why I used Deer Meat.