Well right now I feel like I’ve been mauled by Jesus, as I’m sick as a dog and it sucks hard. Went to bed last night and at about 12:30am I woke up feeling funny in the throat, I repeatedly woke every few hours feeling progressively sicker.

Wonderfully at about 6:20am I got up, tried to walk to the toilet and felt like I have just drunk an entire bottle of rum. Needless to say I then slept till 10:50am and now I feel shitty and sick.